From the recording Big Girls Dance Better

Lyrics

BIG GIRLS DANCE BETTER
Lyrics © copyright 2019 by Austin Brookner

Models I like, Europeans too
Mexican chicks, I can get down with you
But skinny girls, I gotta be real
When the music starts, you lose your appeal, cuz

Big girls dance better (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Big girls dance better
It’s gonna whip your ass

I was out last night in a country bar
I was looking at the girls on the dancefloor
There was a rake, a snake, and a pretty little snowflake
But the one who grooved had a big old booty

Big girls dance better (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Big girls dance better
They’re gonna whip your ass

There must be a reason, I think physics to blame
If Sir Issac were here, he would surely explain
But we don’t need the whys, we don’t need the how comes
All you really need to know is packed right in this song

Big girls dance better (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Big girls dance better
They’re gonna whip your ass

Big girls in the elevator
Get it stuck all night